These are highly entertaining and well worth reading through. Plus kudos and congrats to Andrew for #1. My personal favorite was Barack Obama. It's not that he finds Obama annoying. It's that he finds his supporters annoying:
6) Barack Obama: This is the best way to sum up Barack Obama's campaign, why his supporters voted for him, and how the media covered him.
Ahem...
Who can take a rainbow,
Wrap it in a sigh?
Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry lemon pie
The candyman? The candyman can
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste goodThe Candyman makes
everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious.
Talk about your childhood wishes.
You can even eat the dishes!Who can take tomorrow,
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream,
The candyman? The Candyman can, the candyman can
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
'cause the candyman thinks it should
Defining picture:
If you're so inclined, you can get the shirt here.
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